Our presence was requested at 3:00 pm for Thanksgiving dinner.
2:10 pm- Mj is rushing to finish his bread dough and we make it out of the house only 10 minutes late. We have the furthest drive so my mom offered for us to drive to their house and they would drive the rest of the way to B's. They want to leave the house by 2:45 pm.
2:25 pm- I get a call from my mom informing me that we would not be riding with them after all. My aunt, uncle and nephew have asked to ride up with them and we have just been bumped. Annoyed, I get the address from my mom and punch it into the GPS so we can just continue on and drive straight there. I am even more annoyed to find that dad is just waking up and my aunt and uncle are getting dressed. Uh...how were they supposed to leave at 2:30??? I already know dinner won't be at 3pm. We could've taken our sweet time instead of rushing out of the house.
3:30 pm- We arrive at my cousin's house just as my sister, husband and nephew do as well. Cousin B answers the door in her bathrobe and is still finishing up with her cleaning. We walk in, take a seat and wait.
4:00 pm-The hors d'oeuvres are put out for us to much on. They obviously just came out of a very low temperature refrigerator and some of them are slightly frozen. Mj won't eat the wraps. He eats four of my sister's deviled eggs instead but I love wraps and a little ice doesn't bother me so I eat them anyways.
4:30 pm-My mom, dad and the rest of the gang FINALLY arrive with the rest of Thanksgiving dinner and more deviled eggs. They sit down and we chat. Our hostess has gone up to take a shower and get dressed. We sit and chat and continue to munch on hor's dourves while watching the rest of the football game.
5:30 pm-My dad is shaking his head and complaining loudly about how he should have stayed home because she doesn't even have the NFL channel and now he can't watch the Bengals VS The Jets. According to my dad if she agreed to host Thanksgiving she should have had the right channel. So as to not upset the masses my cousin gets on the phone in a jiffy and calls Direct TV to order the channel so that dad will not be deprived of watching a second game on Thanksgiving.
Meanwhile, we still don't know what's going on with dinner. The kitchen is suspiciously absent of any food aroma's, the hostess is no where near the kitchen and all the food we brought is still sitting there. We wander in to figure out what we can do to facilitate the process of eating sometime soon. In the kitchen we find Cousin B's boxed mashed potatoes sitting on the counter and corned beef and green beans sitting on the stove. Big sis and Mj cook and season up the mashed potatoes to try to give them some flavor and fire up the stove to start heating up everything else. Mom brought turkey, corn bread and cranberry sauce. She realizes that she forgot to bring the yams. My sister brought greens and my aunt brought mac and cheese. Our contribution was three desserts and homemade bread. Turns out Cousin B didn't get a chance to make the boxed stuffing she bought. I don't like stuffing so I don't care but everyone else is a fan so we had to use the stuffing that my mom brought from home especially for Mj.
|Mom and I|
Aunt B is asking about the frozen wantons and crab cakes she'd left out. I had already crammed them back into the shockingly packed fridge. It was well past appetizer time and if she hadn't made them yet there was no reason to do so now. We didn't need to make one more thing that would delay dinner. Besides....I don't even know if her oven would have cooked the darn things and the microwave was being used as storage.
7:00 pm-My younger cousin was so hungry by this time he had a headache. We finally find ourselves standing around the kitchen table saying a blessing so we can eat. We were all starving so we dig in and go to town on filling up our hungry bellies with some good food. We can only wonder what she will do with the left overs considering her refrigerator is packed with not even an inch to spare.
|Big sis and lil nephew|
The whole situation was more funny then anything else and I just couldn't resist sharing such a comedy of errors. Cousin B is smart and capable but hostessing just may not be her thing. I'm still not sure why she wanted to host Thanksgiving. I have never seen a house so crammed with extra stuff, her kitchen wasn't exactly functional, and she didn't do much cooking. She has a heart of gold and she means well so ultimately I didn't let anything about the sequence of events leading up to dinner bother me too much. There may have been a few bumps along the way but she was still nice enough to invite everyone over so I can't be too mad about it. I still had fun. I was with my family hanging out and I got to hold my little nephew half the night. We were all together and even though it took a while we still enjoyed some good food and each other which is really what matters most.